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6 MILLION DOLLAR HOME THEATRE

The Greatest Show on Earth!

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While the KSS is technically an 8.8-channel audio system, it uses a lot more than eight speakers and eight subwoofers. Kipnis felt that a lone center speaker sounded a tad undernourished compared with the eight Snell THX Cinema & Music Reference towers, so he opted for three Snell LCR-2800 center-channel speakers. The original contingent of eight subs sounded "really good" but, unfortunately, didn't deliver the full earth-moving-under-your-feet effect he wanted. So, he wound up with 16 18-inch Snell subs! To balance the other frequency extreme, and for the ultimate in transient speed and transparency, the Snell speakers' treble has been augmented with MuRata ES103A super tweeters. Thus, from the deepest deep bass (10 hertz) up to the extreme high-frequency range (100 kilohertz), the KSS is the most full-range system I've ever heard—and felt. The speakers are fed by a well-balanced combination of audiophile solid-state and vacuum-tube amplifiers. The KSS is astonishing in the way it delivers power, but with 11,315 very high-quality watts on tap, that's hardly surprising. Not only can it play ungodly loud, the KSS sounds phenomenal while doing so and never hurt my tender ears. The theater is big but far from huge. Its vaulted ceiling ranges from 8 feet high at the rear end to 16 feet at the screen end of the room (which is 26.5 feet wide and 33 feet long). The 18-foot screen fulfilled my IMAX fantasies, and the projector's va-va-voom color and brilliant light were transformational. I just tried to take it all in as I scribbled notes, afraid I might miss some of the juicier details.

AC power conditioning for the KSS is, again, done to the max. Next to the garage, there are two mammoth General Electric 13,800-volt/800-amp step-down transformers; all of the cabling is audiophile-grade wire, and every aspect of performance and presentation is scrutinized, even down to the 40-amp cryogenically treated circuit breakers for each and every component in the system.

Partial Equipment List for the Kipnis Studio Standard Beta CinE:

Picture Elements:
Sony SRX-S110 Professional Video Projector
Stewart 18-by-10-foot Snowmatte 1.0 Gain Laboratory-Grade Motion Picture Screen

Players and Sources:
Sony BDP-S1 Blu-ray Player
Sony PlayStation 3 Gaming Console
Toshiba HD-XA1 HD DVD Player
JVC HMDH-5U D-VHS Recorder
SATA Drive (72 HDTV Hours Total)
Mark Levinson N° 51 DVD/CD Media Player
Pioneer HLD-X0 Hi-Vision HDTV MUSE Laserdisc Player

Surround Processing and Decoding:
Theta Digital Generation VIII 32-bit 8x Oversampling Dual Processors (13)

Amplification:
Mark Levinson N° 33h Amplifiers (2)
McIntosh MC-2102 Amplifiers (30)
Crown Macro Reference Gold Amplifiers (3)

Speakers:
Snell 1800 THX Music & Cinema Reference Subwoofers (16)
Snell THX Music & Cinema Reference Towers
MuRata ES103A Super Tweeters (10)
Snell THX Music & Cinema Reference LCR-2800 Center-Channel Speakers (3)



AC power conditioning for the KSS is, again, done to the max. Next to the garage, there are two mammoth General Electric 13,800-volt/800-amp step-down transformers; all of the cabling is audiophile-grade wire, and every aspect of performance and presentation is scrutinized, even down to the 40-amp cryogenically treated circuit breakers for each and every component in the system.

10 MOST EXPENSIVE KEYBOARDS!

--The ten most expensive keyboards in no particular order



1) Happy Hacking HP Keyboard Japan



This computer keyboard has a sweet price of US $4,400 and is coated many times using a special brush made from the hairs of virgins, and then powdered with gold dust.


2) Stealth Computer Keyboard



The cool looking Stealth Computer Keyboard has a price of US $2,200 and it comes enclosed in non-corrosive stainless steel with an optical isolated barrier.


3) TouchStream LP


This keyboard surely looks one piece of hardware innovation and it costs only for US $,1500.


4) Executive Keyboard



This keyboard by Maltron was made with made with Perspex, Stainless-Steel and Polycarbonate key-tops to give relief to your fingers, wrists and arms while typing. It costs £550.


5) Dual Handed Ergonomic 3D



This is a unique 3D keyboard worth £375. The letter keys are angled inwards to match natural finger movements and the keys for the longer fingers are recessed. Getting a trackball on your crazy 3d keyboard will cost you an extra £65.


6) Professional II Datahand



The $675 beauty has been designed such that it can be dynamically adjusted to fit the size and shape of a person’s hands.


7) orbiTouch Keyless ergonomic Keyboard


The orbiTouch Key less ergonomic Keyboard creates a keystroke when you slide the two domes into one of their eight respective positions. It has a price of US $399


8) Comfort Keyboard



As the name says this is the ultimate comfort keyboard. The Comfort Keyboard is separated into three sections, which can be adjusted easily and locked into place. It costs $349.


9) Wireless Entertainment Desktop 8000



This is one keyboard made by Microsoft and with a reasonable price of $249. The media keyboard is also known as the Ultimate keyboard. An aluminum finish makes this keyboard quite attractive.


10) Optimus Keyboard





This is so far a virtual or concept keyboard which has been just rendered in 3D and has no physical existence. The expected price for this keyboard is said to be very high and it is so far assumed to be a very expensive keyboard.